- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
(Source: h4h4h4h4, via ohio-is4-lovers)
- mirror: fat face, flabby arms, fat chest, bloated stomach, huge thighs, cookie dough legs. just, fat. everywhere. fat fat fat fat
Me in class.
- Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
- Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
- Me: ugh, split ends.
- Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
- Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
- Me: just act like you understand.
- Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
- Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
- Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
- Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
- Me: I hate you all.
- Me: someone shoot me.
